Chief Barketing Officer

Meet Rupert

Rupert is the Enrolio mascot, head of studio morale and the reason our team remembers to step away from the screen. He believes every club deserves software that works as hard as they do.

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Unlimited

Outfit changes

100%

Morale boost

Daily

Desk patrols

Constant

Tail wags

Rupert in the wild

Rupert wearing his tartan coat on a woodland path
Rupert standing among autumn leaves in the woods
Rupert curled up in a fleece blanket
Skill unlocked

Rupert learns to swim

His first ever swim, captured for posterity. Proof that with the right encouragement, anyone can pick up a new skill - which is rather the point of tracking them properly.

About Rupert

Rupert joined Enrolio on day one - mostly because he followed Chris home from the studio and refused to leave. Since then he has become our unofficial quality assurance lead: if a feature does not pass the "would this make a club owner's life easier" test, he gives us that look.

His favourite part of the job is visiting clubs and pretending he understands gymnastics. His least favourite is when the delivery driver rings the doorbell during a deep focus session.

You will usually find him under a desk, by a radiator, or standing directly behind someone trying to type.

Daily diet

  • Morning biscuits

    One before stand-up, (Oaties or Digestives)

  • Lunchtime leftovers

    Only if they fall on the floor.

  • Afternoon chew

    Essential for creative thinking.

  • Water bowl

    Refreshed hourly by the engineering team.

Verified Rupert skills

Emotional support during sprint planning
Detecting biscuits from three rooms away
Outfit coordination for any sector page
Strategic napping in high-traffic areas
Welcoming visitors with theatrical enthusiasm
Keeping the team grounded (literally, on feet)

Rupert approves of a live demo

He cannot operate a laptop, but he strongly suggests you use one when you book so you can see how Enrolio works for your club.